If Drinking Was A Sport

Considering

We work out our

Liver

Every time

We drink,

Aren’t we really

Fitness

Experts

When it comes

To

Drinking?

Have you ever

Had

The idea

To exercise

After a day of drinking?

What about

Trying to

Run off

Those

Rounds of shots

In an effort

To outrun

The

Incoming belly?

If drinking was a sport,

It’s sure not

One I want to

Play

Longterm.

A drink or two

Certainly

Doesn’t hurt

From my point of view,

After all, 

It’s alcohol,

What could it 

Possibly

Do?

We pour this stuff

On wounds,

And it heals

Eventually,

And isn’t our body

Desperately 

In need

Of

Cleansing?

Never have calories

Felt so full

When really

They’re

Empty

And

Make

Us

Fuller.

We push

Our bodies

In both

Physical

Limits,

One 

In your

Digestion

And

The other

In your

Contour. 

The real question is

Do you 

Drink

Or does

The drink

Do you?

It can do you

In,

And

It’ll fill you

Out,

But maybe

That’s what it’s

All

About.

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