Enjoy The Show

Grab a

Seat

And let

The

Movie

Begin.

Catch your 

Breathe,

For the

Scenes

May

Be

Breathtaking.

Salty

And

Sweet,

Stay hydrated,

But do

Not

Become

A

Hydrant

That needs

To

Unload. 

You’ll

Regret

The salt

If your

Body

Gets

Thirsty.

You’ll stay

Distraught

If you are not

Taught

To

Hold

In your

Thoughts

And

Pee,

Because

To take a

Wee,

You’ll have

To

Leave

The

Movie,

And

To

Move

Is

Free,

But to miss

The

Action

Is 

Costly.

Silence

Is

Golden,

So where’s

The

Value

In the

Theater

Filled

With

Loud

Speakers?

Enjoy

The

Show,

For

The

Real

Battle

Isn’t

What’s

On the screen,

But what you must

Face

To

Ensure

You do not

Have to

Sprint

To

The

Room

Where you

Do

Not

Want

To

Rest.

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